[Caveman]

Oh really, well what if they said, so easy a webmaster could do it?

[Caveman]

Is that a personal attack, Rich?

[Caveman]

Why would you use flyers, posters or hang tags? I can guarantee you we won’t see ONE new rider from all of this.
Besides, if a store puts up one of our posters and somebody sees the poster, starts racing, and then gets hurt, the store could get sued.

Bad idea, bad idea. We want to be smaller, not bigger.

😈 😈 😈

[Caveman]

I came up with this crazy stupid idea that I want to ride from my house to high point then back home the next day. That’s 120 miles each way. I’ll have to train all summer for that.

Heat rules. Bring on the summer.

[Caveman]

Daaaaaaaamn. Timmy got the Caveman. Okay, I guess there were three squirrels.

[Caveman]

There was an article in USA Today last week about Supercross and how it’s drawing increasingly larger crowds. Last week’s race SOLD OUT the 70,000 seat Georgia Dome. Attendance has averaged 49,000 this year. Live Nation which puts on the races spends about one million to put on each event.

I didn’t spend that much on Caveman Supercross. But then again I didn’t perform before a sell out crowd either. Just two squirrels and a hawk.

[Caveman]

I’m gonna invent clipless grips so people will shut up about the pedals.

[Caveman]

Oh my god. Can I tell you about the absolute PIECE that sat in front of me this morning with the shorts that left NOTHING to the imagination? And her enormous boyfriend that sat right next to her? Bastard.

I still love spinning.

[Caveman]

Dude, I need carpet because I’ve got crappy South Jersey sand. What do you need it for?

[Caveman]

Mmmmm, sun, wind, BMX, mullets, Weimars, Derosa, Upshaw, Javi Colombo, Becerine, state fair. FL was good.

Report, pictures, video coming sometime.

[Caveman]

You’re hurtin me. I’m in actual pain right now.

I have to quit BMX. All I get to look at from behind is Rupe, Ham and Parry.

[Caveman]

Well I got to practice late and got one gate and a few more laps. I only recall seeing four AAs but they’ll all be here. All the vets are here. The track is covered in jumps and I’m squirrelly as you know what.

But the big news is the weather. It’s the coldest weekend of the year. It’s supposed to go down to 29 tonight. Dear god I hope we make it. Wrap your fruit trees people and pray we make it through the night!

[Caveman]

Mmmmm, Florida sun gooooood.

[Caveman]

There won’t be anything left once I’m done with it.

Hey, I’m just trying to “get out more”. Punk. That does it. You’re on my list.

[Caveman]

Yes we know how you feel about carbon. You’re made out of it.

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