I think the best thing about the weekend was the Elvis sighting.
You don’t have to go to Graceland to see Elvis, just go to Pottstown.
That guy was AUTHENTIC.
Nope. He was tall, had the hair, the sideburns and the glasses. He was probably Elvis’ age too. I’m telling you it was him. On second thought, he was thin so either it wasn’t him or Elvis has lost weight in the afterlife.