Governor Cortizone today signed into law the “Bust Bill Hayden’s Balls Act”
Knowing that “Raiden” is not able to ride his bike or work on trails for the next month or so, Gov. Cortizone has decided to give Bill the next month off so he can sit there and stare at his bike and trails without being able to touch them.
Gov. Cortizone was heard to say “Nanee, nanee, neener, neener..”