Mr. Grant Pro Motion ??

[bmiddaugh]

I don’t want to run the at the local level, just the national.
I figure more nationals and less local racing and this whole thing will just get so freaking top heavy it will slam to the ground, it’s legs will break and it will blow up again.

Am I crazy in this theory?

[bmiddaugh]

I got another great idea.
Ahm gonna tie my feet into the pedals, put on really bright FLAMER colors, and start sucking on bawls..

Do you think your average kid will be into that?
They’ll beat a path to my door yes?

[4130forlife]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Sullivan]

hey, my kid wants to be national number 1 ROOKIE, can you build a practice track for him?

Brett you almost had it correct.. had to edit it for ya! and you forgot to mention that the kid’s clipped in too

[RFarside]

Bylaw are we allowed to post this stuff on the internet?

[4130forlife]

we.. as old bmx legends.. are ABOVE the law

[RFarside]

Hey Mr. Slingshotter did you pay your $25.00 entrance fee to get in on this.

[Sullivan]

nope, i had to pay $30 because i signed up at 11:01 and got hit with that $5 late fee

[4130forlife]

timmy.. that was good!!!

[RFarside]

I do that so I have extra money for my lap top dances. I have made $630 some dollars that way. Riders like you have the extra money anyway.

[tpbmxtd]

dont encourage him……

[4130forlife]

timmy is to young to know about lap dances

[bmiddaugh]

Yo, Tim you’re over 17, your supposed to be done with this.
You look like smart dude, would you like to pay $150.00 bucks for a 10 dollar award?

Man, I have not had bawls like this in a long time..

[RFarside]

Its LAP TOP DANCES. Get with the program.

[Sullivan]

glad to know im supporting your lap top dances. Glad to know that your volunteer work is paying well. Do you get an hourly rate or are you just working off tips?

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