Caveman!!

[CWCCRIDER]

Hey yea I remember coming down the 2nd straight and thinking hey that’s Craig on the mic cool!!
My back is screwed, left knee is sore and yes I am glad I was weareing the protective gear !!
🙄 Do you think they will postpone the championship for us old guys LOL

[bmxgirlmom]

Besides all the cool stunts, etc. Dave got me to do the one thing I don’t do…RUN!
When I saw him rolling around and making the most god-awful gasping sounds….geeze didn’t know this old girl still had it in her. 😯

Glad everyone is relatively ok. Just remember to leave your walkers at the finish line so you can get off the track after the race. 🙂

[CrazyCraig]

Nope, they won’t postpone, but I hear rumor that we might get Geritol, Tylenol, and a local sports rehab doctor to sponsor the race! 😀

Wait, Ace Bandage just called to get on board.

…oh, and Pfizer called (makers of Viagra), they want to know if all us old guys are doing this racing stuff to, uh, err, compensate for any problems.

…there goes the phone again, hello? Who’s this? BenGay? Sorry, IcyHot already snagged that sponsorship.

…wait, hold on, who’s this? Daimler Chrysler?? You want us to what?? No, I’m sorry, as qualified as we may seem, I don’t think any of us are interested in a job as a Crash Test Dummy (psst – how much does it pay? 😀 )

Saturday is gonna be fun!

[CrazyCraig]

@CWCCRIDER wrote:

Hey yea I remember coming down the 2nd straight and thinking hey that’s Craig on the mic cool!!

Gee whiz, so I guess it was my fault…

They’ll never let me announce a race again. 😥

[CrazyCooter]

Craig, we’re glad you didn’t run both classes also…… atleast we made it outta the first straight, if you were there we’d have all been balled up by the first jump!!!!!! LOL) …..jk Razzes

[CrazyCooter]

…wait, hold on, who’s this? Daimler Chrysler?? You want us to what?? No, I’m sorry, as qualified as we may seem, I don’t think any of us are interested in a job as a Crash Test Dummy (psst – how much does it pay? )

Get those dudes back on the phone and give them my name, i’m up for it!!! Twisted Grin

[bmiddaugh]

hey tell Pfizer….I already got a stiff crank…
oogaaaa…

[BIGANT-DOG]

Just remember to leave your walkers at the finish line so you can get off the track after the race.

Man That is the statement of the day.

[CrazyCraig]

C’mon Jess – where are you?? A “Real Men of Genius” is needed here!

[4130forlife]

caveman.. flat pedals buddy.. get some flats

[racerx]

did the old guys drink a red bull or somethign??!?!?@@?##@!??!! they were hauling double then normal wtf was goign on?? all i know is i saw someone powerwheely the 4th on the on 2nd straight and i was freakin out cause it looked like a phily d move then i saw caveman go boom and i thoguht he broke his neck looked like his head slamed the lip.. it was nasty, then the guy who pulled the phily d did a front flip like scotty cranmer, it was banana’s

[CrazyCooter]

It’s funny, as I was going over the jump pedalling I was thinking to my self…… “self, you look like phily d”……. then I woke up realized i wasn’t him and went boom.

[bmxgirlmom]

😆

Too funny Chris.

[CrazyCraig]

Wiley had the step into the second turn wired all night, watching him pedal right over it was awesome.

[Caveman]

I did drink a monster on the way to the track. Hmmm.

That’s not the first time I’ve scared people with those god-awful gasping sounds. I’m getting to the point where I can do that on command. 🙂

I’ll see y’all saturday. I’ll be the one watching.

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