Attack Chipmonks

[RaidenHayden]

So I go out to my daughters wading pool, and there is a stuck chipmunk in the pool. Being a nice guy, no snickering here guys, I try to help the little sucker out. Well he must have thought I was a meal or something, and crunch the bugger bit me and wouldn’t let go. So here I am flailing my arm around to get him off, and nope, he wasn’t budging. Finally I stuck him back in the pool and once under he changed his mind and let go, but those things have a hell of a grip. And that crocadile hunter guy does this for a living!!! Good day mate

[1adam12]

Did you get a tetnis shot? Did it have rabies?

[1adam12]

Did you get a tetnis shot? Did it have rabies?

[RaidenHayden]

Well Adam it gets better, so now I have the offending rodent in my possesion, I call the Dr, and he says go to the ER. So me and Alvin, in his new home(a candy jar), head to the ER, where this is really funny to everybody. Well it turns out chipmunks don’t and have never carried rabies, and yes I got the tetnus shot. And ol’ Alvin, well I set him free, about 10 feet from where he bit me

[RaidenHayden]

Well Adam it gets better, so now I have the offending rodent in my possesion, I call the Dr, and he says go to the ER. So me and Alvin, in his new home(a candy jar), head to the ER, where this is really funny to everybody. Well it turns out chipmunks don’t and have never carried rabies, and yes I got the tetnus shot. And ol’ Alvin, well I set him free, about 10 feet from where he bit me

[BIGANT-DOG]

I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGANT-DOG]

I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGANT-DOG]

I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIGANT-DOG]

I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

[bmiddaugh]

Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

[bmiddaugh]

Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

[CrazyCraig]

@bmiddaugh wrote:

Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

If he did, then thats one drunk chipmunk. 😀 First chipmunk on the block to get a taste of Tanqueray. 😀

[CrazyCraig]

@bmiddaugh wrote:

Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

If he did, then thats one drunk chipmunk. 😀 First chipmunk on the block to get a taste of Tanqueray. 😀

[RaidenHayden]

NOW I know why he staggered away, he didn’t want to leave!! Smart chipmunk, “and that’s how you Tanquaray”

[RaidenHayden]

NOW I know why he staggered away, he didn’t want to leave!! Smart chipmunk, “and that’s how you Tanquaray”

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