What is it with you married guys and your excuses?
Can’t ride today it’s my anniversary
Can’t ride today, this was the day we first met.
Can’t ride today, it’s our kid’s birthday
Can’t ride today, it’s mother’s day
Can’t ride today, it’s the anniversary of the day I first said I love you
Can’t ride today, my mother-in-law is having cateract surgery
Can’t ride today, it’s her sister’s cousin’s college roomate’s daughter’s first holy communion
Can’t ride today, she won’t let me
Can’t ride today, I’m whipped
Can’t ride today or there won’t be any more anniversaries.
Can’t ride today, what have I gotten myself into?
Can’t ride today, dear god, help me!
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