Mathematical Problem

[CrazyCraig]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L ! M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+2 1+4 +5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the B.S. and A** kissing that will put you over the top.

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Totally not racing or BMX related, but on a rainy Saturday I thought y’all could use a good laugh.

[rodney]

WOW lots of spare time ??? still funny !!

[RFarside]

R-I-C-H F-A-R-S-I-D-E
18+9+3+8+6+1+18+19+9+4+5= 100%
Cool *

[bmiddaugh]

B-R-E-T-T-M-I-D-D-A-U-G-H
132% HA!

Wait a minute…..
subtract….
F-I-F-T-Y-I-Q
92%….

Operating at 40%?
Dammit……

[rideodybmx]

T_I_M_O_T_H_Y M_C_C_A_R_T_H_Y
20+9+13+15+20+8+25+13+3+3+1+18+20+8+25= 200% damn im doulbe the average human being lol

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